1) Always look a person in the eye when you talk to them.
2) Buy a toilet plunger BEFORE you need a toilet plunger.
3) Buy high quality tools, so you only have to buy them once.
4) Never leave a beer unfinished.
5) You can tell the size of a man by the size of things that bother him.
6) No matter how much you shake and dance, that last drop always gets on your pants.
7) Never lend anything you can’t afford to lose.
8) Exercise will make you look good and feel good.
9) If you are not sweating, you are doing it wrong.
10) Go for women out of your league – – You may end up surprised.
11) Manliness is not only being able to take care of yourself, but others as well.
12) Go with the decision that will make for a good story.
13) If you are going to watch porn, at least learn from it.
14) Nice guys don’t finish last, boring guys do.
15) Don’t let the little head do the thinking for the big head.
16) If you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re in the wrong room.
17) Flirt with confidence.
18) Women find confidence sexy as hell.
19) The struggle you’re in today is developing the strength you need for tomorrow.
20) Don’t dip your pen in the company ink.
